make a wish

take a breath

It's good that I don't get left on my own that often. I seem to get a little lost trying to catch up with all my "projects" on the net. I don't sleep, I don't wash, I don't eat. If I didn't breathe automatically I'm fairly sure that would be the end of me.

Monday the Last of June

Football eh?

Country gone mad, or the whole world?

I have this small idea... Whenever a country, such as England, plays football in the World Cup all the shops that remain open should have a sale on for the duration of the match. Seriously. What is the point of paying to run your business, and staff it, when no-one enters the place during that magical 90 minutes?

Hope we win...

Bet we don't

you'll never walk alone....

I haven’t ever stood on the terraces during a major footballing event; or even at a Sunday league event, (or any football event come to that). But, that doesn’t mean that I would be prepared to miss out standing shoulder to shoulder with enthusiastic fans in the largest stadium online.

Here I am! With more seats taken, ready for the kick-off.

man love

Arnold Gladstone felt the cold air rush past his face. Sid Douch held on tightly behind.They never thought that riding a brand new dragonfly could be this exciting. Arnold turned to Sid and kissed him hard. They were two lovers flying through the everflowing waterfall of dirty cats. The Dragonfly flew left to avoid another Rat-monkey. That was the 12th one in the last two seconds. They were getting braver too. Arnold dropped the sack that contained the head of Jackie Onassis I wanna wear a pair of Dark sunglasses. It fell to the bottom of the new city, spinning away to the hellish nightmare that awaited all of Gods tiny creatures.
The city was an experiment of sorts for the Goverment of Plastic. Fifty sqaure miles of egg shells glued together with kitty spit. Never had anyone been so bold.
Arnold started on the return run when he realized Sid was no longer behind him. Frantic with worry and amazingly aroused at the prospect of finding Sids broken body he leapt off his stead.
Sid lay at the bottom of a small hill. He tried to get up and found his legs and arms missing. NO PAIN. Arnolds pack of crisps fell to the side of his head. Arnold never went far without them. Sid turned over onto his front and braced himself.
Arnold saw his mark and fell as best he could towards Sids quivering rabbits nostril of an anus.
Erect and proud, standing to attention like a soldier. IMPACT.........................Then the world ended.

Dog-lipstick shirts

t-shirt world domination pending….

just made a "teaser image" for spreadshops.net. Don't suppoes it means that anyone other than other "shop partners" will pop over and take a peak but hell at least someone will take a fecking look (maybe).

Hey friends (my old ones), what about letting me know you are still alive and posting something (on this our lovely communal blog).

t-shirts | dogs | lipstick | spreadshirt

What’s the colour of money?... Gold!!

money money money.

Love it or hate it, makes a big statment.
The shirt has two quality "flex" prints: both Gold but the Pound outshines the Euro!

take a look at the t-shirt shop for loads more